Adolf HitlerEdit

Adolf "Hotler" Hitler was arguably one of the greatest men who has ever lived. He liberated most of Europe from not being German enough. He tried to liberate Russia too, an event which would mean the Cold War would never have happened, but he died before he could do so. 

Early LifeEdit

When Adolf was a teenager he was emo, one of the first emo kids ever. In fact it influenced him throughout his life. He was very patriotic however and joined the army. Though he got sent to jail for suspicions about being gay. In jail he wrote his famous book "Mein Kampf Mit Ein Homosexuell Emo Patriot Kind In Der Armee". It was in this book that the idea for National Socialism was started.

Rise to PowerEdit

Hitler won the election for Chancellor by appealing to the Christian community by dressing up as Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. He encouraged homosexuality so much he often had gay sex romps in many public places with the leading SS officers always including Heinrich Himler.

World War 2Edit

During World War 2 Adolf had a very noble cause of ridding the world of the Jews, not to be confused with juice. He also believed in the Aryan master race, which would drastically reduce crime as criminals are rarely blonde, blue eyed, Germans. He invaded Poland to liberate it from the Jews and because the Polish people were eating Germans due to not being able to eat pork.


Adolf finally succumbed to his emo past as his empire was getting crushed by Communists and Teadrinkers. He killed himself as Berlin was being attacked with his many manwives.